Summer is officially here and I wanted to pass along this conundrum of a camping product.

It is sure to collect dust and eventually be given away years later in brand new condition.

You need the Camp Defender – Pro Campers Kit.

It’s a $200 unmitigated disaster of the wild and Edward Abbey would roll over in his grave if he knew you had one.

Still…

If you want to be the champion of camp breakfast or get a hot cup of Joe going for that person who had a rough night sleep, you just might be viewed a hero if you thought to pack this whale of a product.

(Fire safety is legitimately important and this product may genuinely help keep wildfires down. That’s a really good thing)