By Paul Strubell of Dirt Orcas – 10/7/16

Cheers to the weekend warrior. You may not be in a position to take the adventure of a lifetime right now. You may only be able to set your sights on a quick overnight to the local park.

Still we salute you for opting to get out and enjoy your short free time outdoors anyway.

So go forth into the local wilderness and thrive. Huck your cooler out of the car. Use a huge survival knife to slice that ribbon around your store bought firewood. Use your Bear Grylls inspired ferro-rod to spark that newspaper. You are a champion of the fire ring. String up you hammock and vape a maple syrup blend.

You work hard to play hard.

Have a great weekend… you warrior.